Stagecoach lady hourglass body

Makin' things glow in the night

Well she would if she could

And she'd be good if she would

Only be a lover she'd be out tonight

'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat

And it's too bad can't get me none of that



Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' a gin

Well my daddy was hard his face was pretty scarred from kickin' ass

And playin' poker to win

'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat

And it's too bad can't get me none of that



It's too bad



And it's too bad can't get me none of that



Loose old lady my mama Katie chivalry was born at her feet

Well she shoulda' thought twice when pa showed his dice

At night she put my daddy to sleep

'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat

And it's too bad can't get me none of that

It's too bad Lord it's too bad

I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad... yea

I said it's too bad it's too bad

You know it's too bad... aaahh it's too bad